Here’s a true story I told tonight, in it’s entirety.
The other night I was drunk and sad and I downloaded Empire Records even though I own the DVD and watched it and felt much better.
I added up what everything in “If I Had a Million Dollars” would cost in 2014, because it’s the right thing to do.
I feel like this is some dream world we’re in.
It’s like our time together is just ours. It’s our own creation. It must be like I’m in your dream, and you’re in mine.
Sometimes I get drunk and call my favorite podcast to giggle at them.
fuck me pumps // amy winehouse
you should have known from the jump
that you always get dumped
so dust off your fuck me pumps
I made it on TV one last time this season. Guys, I’m just as surprised as you are. (Not at all.)
The Velvet Underground - After Hours
drink a toast to never
me and my new pal juan wauters
Couple of stone cold bros.